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To have a proper idea of the fragility of the atmosphere in which we are destined
                     to live, like fish in the depths of the sea, we ought to imagine ourselves inhabiting
                     a crystal palace which, on the firing of a cannon, would be shattered to atoms over
                     our heads. . . . As soon as the cannon cease firing or the bells cease sounding, when
                     the sky is cloudy or overcast, the weather clears up and the blue sky and sunshine
                     appear. . . . I am not thus wrong to say that God creates fine weather and man turns
                     it foul. 20

                     During the memorable siege of Sevastopol (1854–1855), which he observed,
                   Le  Maout  said  “all  of  nature  was  affected”  by  the  cannonading,  which  he
                   claimed caused a widespread outbreak of whooping cough. He convinced Mar-
                   shal Jean-Baptiste Philibert Vaillant, the scientifically minded French minister
                   of war who had instituted telegraphic weather reports, to order his artillery offi-
                   cers to record the weather on days when cannon were being fired. The results
                   were inconclusive, and Vaillant, unimpressed by the outcome, disavowed the
                   theory in the Journal officiel de l’Empire, concluding, “The famous influence of
                   cannon is illusory.” 21
                     Disappointed but undaunted, Le Maout collected his own statistics to show
                   that the weather in years with peace was more salubrious than in those with war.
                   He advised keeping both the guns and the church bells of Europe and the Medi-
                   terranean silent, both in war and during celebrations, since their concussions dis-
                   rupted the natural course of the winds and produced clouds and condensation at
                   immense distances:


                     Man has two powerful agents at his disposal [guns and church bells], for influenc-
                     ing the atmosphere. He can, if he pleases . . . govern the aerial phenomena; and
                     (were all human disturbance to cease on the surface of the globe) the air, in obedi-
                     ence to the laws of attraction, would probably return to a state of repose, as does
                     the surface of the sea when not agitated by storms. 22

                     Conversely,  he  argued  that  selective  cannonading  and  bell  ringing  during
                   times of drought might provide relief for agriculture. Le Maout was convinced
                   that he had presented the most powerful argument for the establishment of uni-
                   versal peace and urged his readers to propagate and popularize this doctrine for
                   the sake of humanity. Waxing poetic, he wrote:

                     Nature prepares the storms and tempests; man makes them explode.
                     God makes good weather; man makes it bad.
                     He who sows with gunpowder will reap the storm. 23


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